I woke up this morning which is always a good thing and nothing actually hurt. Thought I was dead…..I wasn’t hot, I wasn’t cold….so relaxed…..but only for a minute! 20 solid pounds of Sheldon and 19 lbs of Moo jumped on my bed then me, knocking the air out of me. They were hungry and they wanted me up now dammit. Penny and Chloe just creepily wait by the bowl. Moo, my siamese, actually pats me in the face to wake me up. I open my eyes and there they are staring at me…….I can read their minds…. “Feed us bitch!” Why can’t they at least wait until 6am or even 7! Damn, Im hungry too, but my ass is staying in my toasty bed til I see something resembling sunlight peeking through my window blinds.
Hey, do they make “lite” cat chow? This waking up with a crushed ribcage every other morning is getting ridiculous. Lol!
PS…. I still love them.